Retirement....
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community.
They met in the
social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed
each other's
company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude
asked Maude out
for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic
restaurant in
town. And despite his age, Claude was still a charmer
Afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for
an after-dinner
drink. Things continued along a natural course and age
being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the
hay. As they were
basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a
time in their own thoughts.
Claude was thinking: If I'd known she was a virgin,
I'd have been more
gentle.
Maude was thinking: If I'd known he could still
do it, I'd have taken off
my pantyhose.