Life isn't so bad..you could be an egg
Think about it...If you were an egg:
1. It would take you over four minutes to get hard, but only
two minutes to get soft.
2. You only get laid once.
3. You share your box with 11 other guys.
4. You only get eatin once.
5. And the only chick that ever sits on your face is your mom.
So cheer up..things could be worse. Lol