Getting Weighed
On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When
he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, Get
weighed. So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses
people's weight. He looked at Rose and said, One hundred
and twenty pounds. Since Rose weighed in at one seventeen,
she collected a prize. Next they went on the roller coaster.
When the ride was finished, Joe asked Rose what she wanted
to do next. Get weighed, she said. So they went back to
the man with the scale, who of course guessed Rose's weight
correctly. Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride
on the merry-go-round. After they got off, Joe asked Rose
what she wanted to do next. I want to get weighed! she said
again. Joe began to think this girl was quite strange, and
decided to end the evening quickly. He left her at the door
with a quick handshake. Rose's roommate was waiting up
for her to return and asked how the evening went. Wousy!
Rose replied.