Vampires
3 vampires go to a bar. the first of the 3 orders a glass of
lukewarm blood. he gets it and is satisfied. the second
one also orders a glass of lukewarm blood. after a while
the third one orders a cup of hot water. the other two look
at him very offended and cry out: youre a vampire
you cant have hot water, you gotta drink warm blood.
the third vampire looks at them, reaches in his pocket,
gets out a used tampax and sais:relax guys, im
only making myself some tea.