halmark mouments
WHAT HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked
at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!
Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't
fret about it... She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder? What the hell was I thinking?
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes
your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an
ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone
to love. After having met you ... I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life... I never
believed in Hell till I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're
not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would
you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably
need it again.
Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for
me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time
you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time... what say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you .
... it's almost
like you're here.