THE PHOTOGRAPHER
Twin sisters in St Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer
to get over there and take pictures of the two 100
year old twins.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other
could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived
he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said
to
her twin, WHAT DID HE SAY?
WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!
said the other.
Now get a little closer together, said the
cameraman.
Again, WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE and they
wiggled up close
to each other.
Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus
a little,
said the photographer.
Yet again, WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, OH MY
GOD - BOTH OF US?