Texas Hind Lick Maneuver
A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney,
Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant
country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent
that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next
table turned to look at her.
Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys.
The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking
her head.
Kin ya breathe? asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
With that, the first cowboy walked over to her,
lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties,
and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt
crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm
that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she
began to breath again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table
and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer.
His partner said in admiration, Ya know, I'd
heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't
never seen nobody do it.