8ENOUGH'S PRIVATE COLLECTION!!!!-part 4
Q 1. A GUY, IS HIKING ONE DAY IN THE SMOKEY MOUNTAINS, AND
SEE'S A WOMEN DRESSED NICE , ON THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF..ABOUT
TO JUMP.....CRYING....
HEY'HE SAY'S , IF YOUR GOING TO JUMP , HOW ABOUT
GIVING ME A BLOW JOB, FIRST...
MY LIFE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT CRAP!!SAY'S THE WOMEN, ..THEN
SHE THINK'S FOR A SECOND SAY'S WHAT THE HELL...OKAY....
AFTER SHE IS DONE...WOW!!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!.WHY ARE
YOU DEPRESSED ANYWAY....THEN THE WOMEN REPLIES....MY
FAMILY DISOWNED ME...FOUND OUT , I DRESSED LIKE A WOMEN, ,, AND
ON TOP OF THAT , I FOUND OUT , I HAVE AIDS!!!!!.
CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER!!!!!
Q2.JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SANTA CLAUS GET'S A SUPRISE
VISIT FROM THE FEDERAL AVAITION ADMINISTRATION....
THE EXAMINER WALKS SLOWLY AROUND HIS SLED....;LOOKING
AT EACH OF THE REINDEERS AND HARNESSES....AND THE RUNNERS...AND
THE SLED'S BODY.. THEN HE WEIGH'S SANTA AND PERFORMS
A BALANCE CALCULATION TO DETERMINE THE SLED'S PAYLOAD...
'OKAY. EVERYTHING CHECK'S OUT. HE SAY'S
WHILE STEPPING INTO THE SLEIGH. BUT YOU, VE STILL
GOT PASS THE TEST FLIGHT.!!!
SAINT' NICK JUMPS IN....THEN NOTICES THE FAA EXAMINER
HAS A SHOT GUN SITTING ACROSS HIS LAP..
WHAT'S THAT GULP'S!!!SANTA....
TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO TELL YOU THIS, ,, WINK'S
THE EXAMINER....BUT YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE AN ENGINE
ON TAKE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
