world's greatest invention
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel
tells Ford, Well, you've been such a good guy
and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward,
you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, I wanna hang
with Adam, the first man. So, the angel points Adam
out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, Hey, aren't
you the inventor of the woman?
Adam says, Yes.
Well, says Ford, You have some major design
flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
Hmmm..., says Adam, Hold on.
So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a
few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer
prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.
He then says to Henry Ford, It may be that my invention
is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more
men are riding my invention than yours.