Peanuts
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. no one else is there
except the bartender. as he drinks his beer, he hears someone
say nice shirt. he looks at the bartender
and says thanks. the bartender just shrugs. a few minutes
later he hears you smell good too. the guy
is getting a little uncomfortable now but he still says
thanks and orders another drink. as he's waiting he
hears your very handsome as well. finally
the guy has had enough and when the bartender serves him
his drink he asks whats with all the little comments
you're giving me? the bartender gives a nod
towards the table and tells him it wasen't me
it was the peanuts...they're complimentary