The ULTIMATE Intimate Moment of Truth (sensual humor with more than a little bit of truth to it!)
My new sweetie and I...
Were having a great time making love
I love what hes doing
its feeling really good
Oh, my god,
Im
about
to
go
over
the
edge
When suddenly a very
DISTURBING
thought invades my mind!
what will he think of my
response?
I gotten so nervous
I begin to shut down,
I started holding back
I can feel myself beginning to hedge
What if I start screaming like some porn star
will that scare him off?
Perhaps if I just grit my teeth and whimper softly--
(or will he just think Im just imitating a dog?)
Oh man, what if I start laughing when I Come
or worse, what if I fart, burp, sneeze or cough?
Its always so nerve wracking the very first time with someone
new
You always have these unrealistic images in your mind
From some love scene cut from Gone with the Wind
(the part with the curtains fluttering in the windows?)
oh dear, what an awful bind
Will he think I am UGLY
when my face gets CONTORTED,
will he get OFFENDED
if I SWEAR,
Will he TELL HIS FRIENDS
the next day--
shes a TRAMP!
(she must be to act OUT OF CONTROL like THAT)
or if I stay in control and do NOTHING--
will he think Im FRIGID,
does he really LOVE me
or is it just a LINE.
.
will he CALL ME the next day,
or worse,
will he even CARE?
In the golden age of cinema,
your hair is NEVER a mess,
In the movies,
your lipstick always stays on
during a cinematic climax,
but, alas, real life Big O moments
arent as romantic as on the silver screen
thats not pessimism, It's merely stating the facts.
Thats probably why love scenes in the old
movies
were limited to kissing,
after all, the censors only allowed that much
Oh Shit, the crazy things that run through your mind in an
intimate moment like this
when
suddenly
Im getting completely lost in his touch
Aw, heck with it all
Ill just give in to my passion
Who can regulate...
SPONTANEITY???
No one can regiment...
BLISS!!!
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There its done.
I'm looking up at him now
feeling good but slightly apprehensive...
Hey, hes not laughing at me...
he doesn't even look grossed out
hes just smiling
as he responds in kind
his eyes glistening with love.
as he takes my face in his hands afterwards
and rewards me
with a tender, sweet kiss