The Fly
Out in the woods there is this stream. And in this stream
there is a fish. Now this fish is swimming along when he noticed
that there was a fly buzzing up above him. Now the fish thought
to himself, that if the fly was to drop down just about two
inches he would be able to jump up and grab that fly. This
of course would make him very happy.
Now on one side of the stream there is a large black bear and
he looked out into the stream and saw the fish and the fly.
Now the bear thought to himself that if that fly was to drop
down about two inches the fish would be able to jump up and
grab that fly. Then he would be able to run out and grab the
fish and this would make him very happy.
On the other side of the stream there was a hunter who also
was watching what was going on. He too saw the fly and the
fish and the bear and he thought to himself that if the fly
was to drop down about two inches then the fish would jump
up and grab the fly, the bear would run out and grab the fish
and then he could step out of his blind and shoot the bear.
This of course would make him very happy.
Now the cat that had followed the hunter out to his blind
and was also watching what was going on around him started
to think to himself. He thought that if that fly was to drop
down about two inches and grab that fly the bear would then
run out and grab the fish and then the hunter would step out
and shoo the bear and that would leave his sandwich open
for him to grab and of course this would make him happy.
Well sure enough the fly dropped about two inches and the
fish jumped up and grabbed the fly, the bear ran out and grabbed
the fish. The hunter stepped out and shot the bear and the
fish dove for the sandwich but missed and fell in the stream.
So what is the moral of this story......?
When the fly goes down,
The pussy gets wet!