The Cowboy and The Lesbian
The Cowboy was sitting at the bar and a woman comes to sit
beside him. She asks him Are you a real Cowboy?
He replies, Well, if breaking colts, building fence,
and hauling hay all my life makes me a cowboy, then Yes, I
am a real cowboy. What are you? She says I've
spent most of my life dreaming about women. I wake up and
think about women. I take a shower and think about women.
I sleep and dream about women, therefore, I am a Lesbian.
Another man sits on the other side of the cowboy and asks
him Are you a real Cowboy. The cowboy replies,
Well, I thought I was, now I think I'm a lesbian.