the cantalope and me
The reasons cantalope are better than women for sex.
1. cantalopes never have a headache
2. cantalopes are never not in the mood
3. cantalopes dont get jealous 4. cantalopes are never
have that time of the month
5. cantalopes are never too tired
6. cantalopes never get mad and cut you off
7. you can choose whaever size cantalope that you want
8. if you wear out a cantalope you just get another one
9. cantalopes are one size fits all
10. cantalopes will never say you dick is too big or small
11. you can have as may cantalopes in one night as you wish
12. cantalopes dont have jealous husbands or boyfriends
13. cantalopes cant get pregnant
14. cantalopes never say I didnt get mine
15. cantalopes never say are you finished yet
16. cantalopes never want to cuddle afterward
17. cantalopes never ask for a ride home
18. you never have to take them to dinner