Magic Dildo
This lady walks in to a Porn shop one day
complaining about the fact that her husband
isn't enough for her any more and that she
is sexually frustrated. The guy behind the
counter suggests a Dildo or Vibrator, the
lady blushes as he shows her the different
sizes and shapes she can choose from, Last
but not least he shows her the 'magic dildo'.
Just say to the dildo what you want it to do
and it will be done.
The lady goes home, reads the instructions
carefully, places the dildo on the chest of
draws, and lies on the bed naked with her
legs spread. She say's 'Dildo - pussy'.
The dildo lifts off, turns around and shoots
straight between her legs. After an unknown
amount of time she tires of it and says
'dildo - stop' only to find that it doesn't,
it keeps going. She grabs it and pulls it out,
dildo jumps strait back in however. She grabs
it again, throws it across the room and runs
out of the house screaming naked with the dildo
chasing along after her. She runs around the
corner to be confronted by a policeman wondering
what she is doing naked on the street, she explains
to him that a magic dildo is chasing her.
The policeman only laughs and says 'Magic dildo my
ass!'