~*~ Who shot the beaver ~*~
Who shot the Beaver??
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, I've never
felt better. I have an
18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about
that?
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then
said, I have an
elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day when he
was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked
up his umbrella
instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver
sitting
beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang,
bang' and the
beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?
The 90-year-old said, I'd say somebody else
shot that beaver.
The doctor replied, My point exactly.