woman helped onto bus
A nice looking woman wearing a very tight leather skirt
was standing in line to board a bus in Houston Texas. When
her turn came to get on the bus she went to step up but her skirt
was too tight and she could not. She smiled at the bus driver
and reached behind her to unzip her skirt just a little to
give her enough movement to step up onto the platform. She
tried a second time and still her skirt was too tight, so
again she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little
more. When she stepped up the third time she still could
not reach the step do to her tight skirt. So smiling at the
bus driver again she reached
behind her for the third time and lowered her zipper even
more. It was no use. Her skirt was still too tight to give
her enough legroom to step up. All at once the big burly Texan
behind her gently grabbed her around the waist and lifted
her onto the bus platform. The woman whirled around in a
rage. HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT! We don't
even know each other! The Texan smiled and said,
Well mam, normally I'd say the same thing. But
I thought we were at least friends after the third time you
reached behind you and unzipped my fly!