Three Girls and a Guy
It was a beautiful Tucson night in the middle of the
semester. The perfect night for a party, no big assignments
due, mid-terms past. Lucky for me my friend Melissa was
having a shin-dig at her place. Melissa's parties were
great. She loved to make a lemonade drink that kicked in
after about two-and-half glasses, and her roommates (and
big boyfriend) always had nice bud. I had to go, if not for the
refreshments, then for the sight of Melissa in her little
shorts.
I showed up around ten and quickly got introduced to
three girls that were friends of Melissa's boyfriend,named
Katie, Chris, and Courtney. They were great girls, ranging
from tall to short, from atheletic to plump, and we
immediately began playing word games.
Katie, I said, if you had to kiss a girl, like to
save the life of your mom, who would it be. And pick
somebody famous so it's more fun.
I think Jennifer Lopez is really hot, Katie replied.
I'd kiss her.
I was thinking I'd like to kiss Katie.
What about you Courtney, I asked. Who would you
kiss?
Courtney looked at the ceiling in thought for a moment.
She wasn't very far from it. She was almost as tall as me
and incredibly cute. Her soft, smooth, dimpled face was
framed by a mess of thick blonde curls.
Her blue eyes looked at mine when she decided. I'd
kiss Wynona Ryder! I've always thought she was an awesome
actress and really sexy, ever since Heathers.
What would have happened if instead of Wynona,
Christian Slater had a tall blonde named Courtney for a
co-star? I really wanted to know.
Chris was next up. Rising up to her full 5'4, she said
If I had to kiss somebody to save my mom's life, somebody
famous, I'd kiss Sade. She has such a good voice, I bet she
has very sweet breath.
She looked up at me as she said this, with big blue
eyes. Damn. All of these girls have blue eyes, and they're
all sexy.
What about you, Katie said. If you had to kiss a
guy, who would you kiss? Same rules.
It was surprisingly easy to answer.
I would kiss Lenny Kravitz. I've been listening to all
his albums again recently, and his stuff amazes me. Such
intense passion, I can't get enough. And his abs are almost
as good as mine!
The girls laughed at my joke, and we continued talking
about what if's and other sexual stuff as Melissa's lemonade
worked its magic. Before we knew it, people were leaving.
The girls started heading for the door. We said our goodbyes,
but I didn't want it to end. My mind raced like it was
mid-terms all over again.
Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow?, I asked.
They looked at each other and shook their heads.
Nothing, I guess, Katie said.
You don't have to get up early?, I asked.
No.
You wanna go swimming? I know of an awesome place
about twenty minutes from here.
You have to hop a fence,but
it's secluded, on top of a hill, a football field away from
the nearest house. There's a jacuzzi too.
They looked at each other. Then they looked at me.
Sure
Twenty minutes later we had arrived at my secret
watering hole. A good friend of mine showed it to me. A
friend of hers used to live in the neighborhood during high
school, and that's how it started.
After parking our cars and hopping the fence, we
shuffled our feet and talked about how nice it looked
for a few minutes, wondering who was gonna get naked first.
I've got a deck of cards in the car, I said. You
guys wanna play strip poker?
Nah, Katie said. Let's just get in. You go on that
side of the pool, and we'll take to other.
Before I turned my naked ass around all three girls
were in one end of the pool. I thought girls had more
things to take off than guys.
Things were pretty cold for a while, but my mind was
still working fast. I wanted to kiss these girls.
Let's go to the jacuzzi.
A mad dash to the steamy little pool followed,
everybody's hands covering what they could, except mine,I
was in front. We went back and forth a few times, and then
it hit me. An idea worthy of Einstein. Or Don Juan. Or
Charlie Sheen.
We were sitting in the jacuzzi. Courtney's blonde curls
were wet and and dark.
Katie's dark hair was still dark,
and wet. Chris's light brown bob dripping on her shoulders,
which just peeked out of the bubbles.
I bet if all three of you kiss me, while I'm
blindfolded, I can correctly pick out who was first, who
was second, and who was third, I said, grinning.
Katie, Chris, and Courtney were waiting for anything to
happen, me too, and this was it. Three naked girls and a guy
in a jacuzzi is like a ketchup pack on the sidewalk, just
waiting for the precise foot to make it explode.
Explode it did. After I failed to identify who was who
(I wanted another chance), we turned the tables. We
blindfolded Katie and made her try to tell who was who.
Nobody got it. While going through everyone twice, the
kissers got crafty and the kissees didn't have a chance.
The ice was broken. We were not trying to cover up, and
conversation turned to sex. What a surprise.
I've never given a blow job, Chris said.
Neither have I, Courtney added.
In fact, they're both virgins, said Katie.
I didn't think I could have been happier, and then
they said that. We didn't have sex, but all three of us
received plenty of oral after that. I've never been more
comfortable in a poolside vinyl lounge chair than that
night. The sun was coming up when we said our goodbyes. I
still keep in touch with Katie, Chris, and Courtney, and
we will never forget our amazing night.